Get your grubby mits on some of our choice merchanise. All items crafted from the finest materials, and sewn by the most skilled child laborers in all of Indonesia! Guaranteed!* To order, just send us a message with the items you'd like to order.
* indicates the noted items are not guaranteed to be handled, manufactured or assembled in Indonesia. Items were most likely created by locally-sourced child laborers.
Brand-spanking-new! Get your mits on this humdinger of an album. The 30 tracks on this puppy will make you giggle with delight. Inculdes Blood River, 1.75, Space Age Days, and Animal Man among a ton of other solid gold number one hit jams.
The KCBF's debut record-smashing chart-topping album of the year! Holy cow get 'em while they're in stock! Includes favorites* such as "It's Not Contagious", "Daddy's Sock Drawer", and world famous "Seven Inch Snake".
* These songs are not featured on this album. However, this album DOES include tracks such as "Making Babies", "Wolfman" and "Medicine".
Dazzle your friends and family with this stunning t-shirt. Wearing this shirt will make you look more confident, smarter, and even cuter than you already are. Believe it! Comes in any color and/or size your heart could desire. Also available in women's sizes and cuts. Contact for details
Representin'. G'yea. Available in various colors, also available in women's sizes and cuts. Contact for details
Make me a wolfman. This size is available in various colors but only in men's sizes and cuts. Contact for details
They are coming for you and your kids. This style is available in various colors, and in women's sizes and cuts. Contact for details
Collect all four of these smashing vinyl stickers! Sticker size: 3 1/2" x 3 1/2". Contact for details
Collect all four of these smashing vinyl stickers! Sticker size: 3 1/2" x 3 1/2". Contact for details
Collect all four of these smashing vinyl stickers! Sticker size: 3 1/2" x 3 1/2". Contact for details
Collect all four of these smashing vinyl stickers! Sticker size: 3 1/2" x 3 1/2". Contact for details
Slap one of these stitched bad-boys on your jacket and be the toughest kid on the block! They can either be sewn-on or ironed-on. How very versatile!
Patch size: 3" x 3". Contact for details
Keep your soda-pop cold in this oh-so very stylish koozie. All sorts of colors available, and stuff.. Contact for details
